Beerly Standing

Bros, Bumps & Beers Ep. 22: Nala Vibes

On this episode, Jordan lays out the signs of a bad gambling friend, Matt discusses a trip to Kilter that changed the lives of the boys, and Pat announces a surprise that will change Winnipeg forever. We then move on to the Beer Reviews, where we rate Juice of the Oats [Oxus Brewing], Citra Cosmos [Sookrams] and S'more Scout [Kilter] (00:00 - 46:21) We then move on to Wet Bread Rocket Ship, where the ending leads to the most contentious moment in podcast history (46:21 - 1:15:09) Finally, we end with a Retro Review of Halloween Havoc 1995, where Pat gives up on WCW and Matt takes his rest move counts to an all-time high (1:15:09 - 1:52:07) #DrinkLocal #NalaVibes

Bros, Bumps & Beers Ep. 21: Matty in the Middle

On this episode, Matt presents his thesis on how terrible Disney's past is, Pat takes issue with 101 Dalmations and Jordan approaches a weird line on animated beasteality. We then do our Beer Reviews of the Week, covering the Pumpkin Spice County Sour [Trans Canada], Black Current Kettle Sour (Nonsuch) and Bikey McPeachFuzz [Half Pints] (00:00 - 48:10). We then move on to this week's Wet Break Rocket Ship, covering what we liked and disliked from the past week in Wrestling (48:10 - 1:18:44) Finally, we finish off with a Flight and a Pint of Wrestling Managers, where Pat enlists the help of a very special guest to decide the draft order, Jordan has almost no clue who anyone is and Matt makes an all-time mistake leading to his downfall (1:18:44 - 1:49:25) #Drinklocal #MattyintheMiddle

Bros, Bumps & Beers Ep. 20: Emergency Puffers

On this episode, we get in the Thanksgiving spirit! Jordan recounts eating three massive meals over the weekend, Pat tells an awkward gambling story from his time in Vegas and Matt loads up another hot take after getting roasted for his Applebee's take. From there, the boys review the Capiche [Vessel], Get Up off of that Thang [Devil May Care] and Don't Worry Bee Happy [Bee Boyz] (00:00 - 38:49). From there, we move on to this week's Wet Bread Rocket Ship, where we discuss what we loved and hated from the past week in Wrestling (38:49 - 1:04:30) Finally, the boys review Cyber Sunday 08, where Matt takes us back to the BBM days and Pat comes to realize that he can record the podcast from the Bathroom if need be. (1:04:30 - 1:56:19) #Drinklocal #Emergencypuffers

Bros, Bumps & Beers Ep. 19: You're not Cuke

In this episode, Pat says some horrendous things about root beer, Matt and Jordan get very specific about steaks and Little Brown Just gets sent back in time to the early 1920s. From there, the boys review the Black Lager [Little Brown Jug], the NightFall [Barnhammer] and the Cameo [Sookrams] (00:00 - 45:36). We then move on to this week's Wet Bread Rocket Ship, where we discuss what we loved and hated from the past week in Wrestling (45:36 - 1:12:25) Finally, we do a Flight and a Pint of Wrestling Entrances, where Pat loses it over one of Jordan's picks and Matt's love affair with his one true love only grows stronger (1:12:25 - 1:52:31). #Drinklocal #Yourenotcuke

 

Bros, Bumps & Beers Ep. 18: Skip the Delivery

In this episode, Matt recounts the brother's golf outing with Big Mike and Pat gets a crash course in what happens when Skip the Dishes goes wrong. Then, the boys review the Wall to Wall [Barnhammer], the Longsword [Brazen Hall] and the Hazy Whaler [Torque] (00:00 - 52:25). We then move on to this week's Wet Bread Rocketship, where we praise a WWE Main Roster Main Event (!!), ask how long Jeff Hardy is going to do Jeff Hardy things and talk through the dead weight Miro is dragging in AEW (52:25 - 1:17:40). Finally, we close with our Retro Review of Road Wild 1998, in which Pat finally breaks and enters the upside-down. Matt and Jordan attempt to bring him back, leading to a segment of frustration, confusion and despair (1:17:40 - 1:53:10) #DrinkLocal #WWE #AEW #NXT #CraftBeer #Skipthedelivery

Bros, Bumps & Beers Ep. 17: Dinosaur Poptarts

In this episode, we go down an absolute RABBIT HOLE. We start off talking about dinosaurs, take a windy road to get to Pokemon and Power Rangers, then finish with a Jordan recap of the Kilter event this past weekend. From there, we review the Mezcal Barrel-Aged Hibiscus Gose [Trans Canada], the Airing of Grievances [Devil May Care] and the Dunkelweizen [Nonsuch] (00:00 - 44:25) The Weekly Wrestling Round-Up this week is home to the new "Wet Bread or Rocket Ship" segment, where we touch on somethings we liked and didn't like from this week in Wrestling (44:25 - 1:11:52)! Finally, we do a Flight and a Pint of Big Men in Wrestling, where Matt almost dies from an Asthma attack, Jordan reaches peak bad joke levels and Pat tells us some disgusting information about Yokozuna (1:11:52 - 1:49:28) #Drinklocal #RaspberryPoptarts #BlueberryPoptarts

Bros, Bumps & Beers Ep. 16: Your Vengeance is Unforgiven

In this episode, we open up chatting about Jordan's dead mustache (RIP), our experiences with photoshoots and Pat & Jordan's experience at the Summer of Sour event. From there, we reviewed the FaulHaul [Fort Garry], Tiny Viking [Brazen Hall] and Transoxania IPA [Oxus] (00:00 - 32:40). For the Wrestling Round-Up, we touch on Rhea Ripley's win in NXT, Finn becoming the NXT champion, the BIG AEW reset and who is being booked best on Raw/Smackdown? (32:40 - 01:02:45). Finally, we review Unforgiven 2003, where Matt was perplexed by Triple H's shorts, Pat fell asleep in the final match and Jordan thought we were reviewing another PPV entirely (1:02:45 - 1:43:00) #Drinklocal #WWE #AEW #NXT

Bros, Bumps & Beers Ep. 15: All Knocked Out

In this episode, Jordan attempts to pull out of a blind sports-related rage, Pat ponders if we have ruined the lives of our parents and Matt laments the death of Summer as Pat and he return to their classrooms! After that, we review the Space Bounty [Sookrams], the Dry Hopped Passionfruit County Sour [Trans Canada Brewery] and the Moscow Mule [Vessel] (00:00 - 32:23) We then move onto the Wrestling Round-up, where we touch quickly on the underwhelming NXT main event before flying into AEW's All Out. We start off on the terrible first four matches, culminating with the horrendous Matt Hardy spot, before moving on to the notable improvement that was the rest of the card! Also, Excalibur SUCKKKSSSSSS. (32:23 - 01:09:54) Finally, we pour ourselves A Flight and a Pint of Female Wrestlers! Pat attempts to rebound from his last flight and a pint, Jordan stumps the guys with his second pick and Matt gets his picks stolen! (01:09:54 - 01:43:30) #Drinklocal #Allknockedout

Bros, Bumps & Beers Ep. 14: Simon from WhatCulture

On this episode, we recover from the spice challenge and discuss Jordan's attempt at a mustache, Matt making the terrible decision of hanging pictures with his wife and Pat reveals his love for Lawnmowers. Once Pat completes his ode to Grasscutters, we review the Spill the Tea Sour Ale [One Great City], the Golden Ale [Little Brown Jug] and Big Buddha Brew [Fort Garry] (00:00 - 31:26) We then move onto our Wrestling Round-Up, covering this past weeks action in NXT, Payback and AEW (31:26 - 1:05:23) Finally, we review King of the Ring 1993, where Pat gushes over Bret Hart, Matt geeks out over mullets and Jordan struggles to stay focused #DrinkLocal #SimonfromWhatCulture

Bros, Bumps & Beers Ep. 13: Two and a Half Old Men

In this episode, Pat talks about going to Ikea, which leads to a rabbit hole covering getting old, fruit selections, and a challenge by Pat to Matt on who can handle spicy food better, which will be tested on next weeks Podcast! From there, we review Mangoza! [Torque], Pina Colada Dreamsicle [Kilter] and Blackberry Cosmos [Sookrams] (00:00 - 33:38) We then roll into the Wrestling Review, where we touch on AEW and the Dark Order, move on to NXT Takeover 30 and finish with a review of Summer Slam (33:38 - 1:08:00) Finally, we order up a flight and a pint of Wrestling Finishers, where Pat has picks the least devastating moves of all time (aside from his 1st pick), Matt picks a bunch of reaches and Jordan picks the best list of all the hosts (1:08:00 - 1:44:30) #DrinkLocal #FINISHHIM